Gossip Column: Some Women Are Trouble Makers! One Met Her Match Today.

I was at this shop at wuse market negotiating for my earrings with the alhaji, when these two married muslim women walked in to the shop with their security men outside they think they could intimidate me i don’t know. 

So one of the women told her friend oh i love this your long skirt. Then her friend replied thanks oh, Its makes me so comfortable not wearing short tight skirt that makes u look like a prostitute and evil. I paused i knew they were referring to me because i had a short jeans skirt on with leg chains.

I pulled my sunnies looked at them! I told them you people dress like my village ojuju enter shop nobody criticized you. Infact when both of you came to this shop the odour of the shop changed Because of your tight coverings all over your body and hair! You women stink of heat! I told them if i was a man and you pull your clothes i can’t even get an erection.

I paid for my earrings and left them astonished.